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You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You found the video game controller!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Start the game... press the play button.